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Betsucomi , known as Bessatsu Shōjo Comic before 2000, is a monthly Japanese shōjo manga magazine published by Shogakukan. It was conceived as a bessatsu or \"special issue\" of its sister magazine Shōjo Comic. It is released on the 13th of each month.
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