The Koala is a satirical comedy college newspaper that is distributed on the campuses of the University of California, San Diego, and San Diego State University (SDSU). The newspaper's staff occasionally refer to the organization as \"The Motherfucking Koala\" in its publications and informal constitution.
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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