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Chār Qala, also known as Char Qala-e Wazirabad, is a neighbourhood in northern Kabul, Afghanistan, forming part of the city's Police District 10. Chār Qala is a densely populated slum area located to the north of the wealthy Wazir Akbar Khan.
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Kurt Mehlhorn is a German theoretical computer scientist. He has been a vice president of the Max Planck Society and is director of the Max Planck Institute for Computer Science.
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
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